Email blasts from the past
Those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it. Which is why we store, pour over, and endlessly worry about previous dispatches to ensure only the freshest content in future.
At 17:55 GMT, we received alarming reports on hundreds of objects heading from Mars to Earth’s orbit.
You may not know me, but I’ve been here this whole time. And today I come to you with a very special report.
With our ranks now swelling to 90 people, we’ve had to take on additional office space around the corner from the main Tower of Unbabel.